yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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