I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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