wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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