Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I have tasted many bathrooms
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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