Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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