I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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