Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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