Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I touched a dick in church today
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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