D3 body, D1 cock
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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