Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Don't make out with my wife yet
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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