we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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