Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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