YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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