We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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