I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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