I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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