just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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