For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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