I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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