I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.