either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
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Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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