I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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