I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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