So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
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UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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