i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone says I win the strip club
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Randomize