My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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