i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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