Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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