I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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