butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
oh god was she eating orange peels again
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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