My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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