Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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