You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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