Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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I need you to use more vowels.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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