What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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