So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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