She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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