Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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