do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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