There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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