I wannas sexs uuuuu
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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