I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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