no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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