youre lurking in front of me
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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