i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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