Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
