Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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