I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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