well you can't waste a boner
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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