I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
