also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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