Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Randomize