so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
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You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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