I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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