when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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