Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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