Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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